Nothing mysterious about me.
You guys never watch anything other than cricket, so how would you know who I am?
Therefore I decided to lead the Indian Olympic contingent during the parade of nations…so you can get some shock therapy and education that there are other sporting events in this world worth watching.
Now that I’ve got your attention, go watch the Olympics. The Summer Olympics only happens once every four years.
See you at the Closing Ceremony.
Indian Jane Doe